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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14880 on: January 28, 2011, 01:32:11 pm
Quote from: redsniper on January 28, 2011, 01:13:23 pm
But you're the one she's getting laid with.... surprise! :nervous:

You are a horrible person and you should take two minutes to reevaluate the course of your life.
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14881 on: January 28, 2011, 01:40:06 pm
Quote from: redsniper on January 28, 2011, 01:13:23 pm
But you're the one she's getting laid with.... surprise! :nervous:
Well if it's a surprise, then it's not rape.
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Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14882 on: January 28, 2011, 01:59:35 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on January 28, 2011, 01:32:11 pm
Quote from: redsniper on January 28, 2011, 01:13:23 pm
But you're the one she's getting laid with.... surprise! :nervous:

You are a horrible person and you should take two minutes to reevaluate the course of your life.

I think I'd be made aware of that prior. Also, I don't think she would have gone through the trouble of showering just for me.
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14883 on: January 28, 2011, 02:11:22 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 01:59:35 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on January 28, 2011, 01:32:11 pm
Quote from: redsniper on January 28, 2011, 01:13:23 pm
But you're the one she's getting laid with.... surprise! :nervous:

You are a horrible person and you should take two minutes to reevaluate the course of your life.

I think I'd be made aware of that prior. Also, I don't think she would have gone through the trouble of showering just for me.

I EVEN SHAVED MY ARMPITS AGAIN
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14884 on: January 28, 2011, 02:17:15 pm
Quote from: iamzack on January 28, 2011, 02:11:22 pm
I EVEN SHAVED MY ARMPITS AGAIN

Good for you. I hope you enjoy your amazing ****fest while I'm here talking to my computer in Japanese.
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14885 on: January 28, 2011, 02:18:01 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 02:17:15 pm
I'm here talking to my computer in Japanese.
Talk to us on Teamspeak.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14886 on: January 28, 2011, 02:19:58 pm
Quote from: Jeff Vader on January 28, 2011, 02:18:01 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 02:17:15 pm
I'm here talking to my computer in Japanese.
Talk to us on Teamspeak.

In Japanese? Would you understand me? :P

You wouldn't like me on Teamspeak tonight anyways, as I am likely to be grumpeh.
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14887 on: January 28, 2011, 02:22:45 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 02:19:58 pm
In Japanese? Would you understand me? :P
You never know.

Quote
You wouldn't like me on Teamspeak tonight anyways, as I am likely to be grumpeh.
:(
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
  

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14888 on: January 28, 2011, 02:24:58 pm
Quote from: Jeff Vader on January 28, 2011, 02:22:45 pm
:(

I'll think about it, if I get bored with my computer. But don't say I didn't warn ye ;)
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14889 on: January 28, 2011, 02:29:31 pm
Quote from: Flipside on January 27, 2011, 09:32:41 pm
Now going to start a Fists of the North Star marathon for the hell of it :)

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Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14890 on: January 28, 2011, 08:45:02 pm
HUMAN, YOU'VE CHANGED NOTHING. YOUR SPECIES HAS THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER. THAT WHICH YOU KNOW AS REAPERS ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION.
 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14891 on: January 28, 2011, 08:50:39 pm
My roommate is off getting laid somewhere. My usual guy is busy working. I am criminally bored.
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14892 on: January 28, 2011, 08:52:27 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 08:50:39 pm
My roommate is off getting laid somewhere. My usual guy is busy working. I am criminally bored.

Quick, turn all of her stuff 130 degrees clockwise before she gets back!
 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14893 on: January 28, 2011, 08:53:32 pm
Quote from: thesizzler on January 28, 2011, 08:52:27 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 08:50:39 pm
My roommate is off getting laid somewhere. My usual guy is busy working. I am criminally bored.

Quick, turn all of her stuff 130 degrees clockwise before she gets back!

Her stuff is in piles. Everywhere. It wouldn't be worth the effort :P
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14894 on: January 28, 2011, 09:01:06 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 08:53:32 pm
[Her stuff is in piles. Everywhere. It wouldn't be worth the effort :P

Redo her bed so the sheets are tucked in on the wrong side.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14895 on: January 28, 2011, 09:05:28 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on January 28, 2011, 09:01:06 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on January 28, 2011, 08:53:32 pm
[Her stuff is in piles. Everywhere. It wouldn't be worth the effort :P

Redo her bed so the sheets are tucked in on the wrong side.

There's stuff all over her bed, too.....Maybe I should just pour water all over everything
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14896 on: January 28, 2011, 09:07:37 pm
It's almost like she planned this. :(
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Offline sayoqod

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14897 on: January 28, 2011, 09:10:10 pm
Almost, yeah. I've been cleaning.... >.>
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14898 on: January 29, 2011, 01:38:20 am
Apparently there's some cyclone that's going to **** my state's **** up today and tomorrow. Thinking about readying my backpack to carry all my crap if my suburb gets more damp than usual.
 

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Re: W-H-I-Y-L I pity the fools that diss it.
Reply #14899 on: January 29, 2011, 04:21:19 am
Hope you stay safe, Dilmah.
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