Poll

How do you view pornography??

It isn't anything bad, as long as you're in control.
18 (21.4%)
It is a hideous sin against Jesus. Even looking at it for a split second, you've commited adultery.
1 (1.2%)
LOL its okay i can view it all day if i want no problems
12 (14.3%)
Don't try to watch it; do so only rarely.
4 (4.8%)
It can very easily corrupt your mind and is a severe act of disrespect for the opposite sex. Don't even think about it.
5 (6%)
Snuffleunicornus
30 (35.7%)
Why watch porn when you can make it?
14 (16.7%)

Total Members Voted: 84

Author Topic: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)  (Read 28353 times)

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Offline Marcov

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How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Sorry for the LULZ in the other thread.

Hopefully we can discuss this in a more civilized way.

No more LULZ but please I hope these unicorns get their asses BFRedded pretty soon. :)

Picking Option#1.
With the rapid increase of FS fan-made campaigns, we're giving the GTVA a harder time with more violence and genocide.

~FreeSpace: The Battle of Endor (voice dub)~
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9K9-Y1JBTE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQanXDRAXM
Part 3/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBLKYt_oG0

Old (original) videos:
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ygskaoUtE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0uoPTksBlI

 

Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
I'm pretty sure this topic will go nowhere lol

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
None of your options adequately convey my opinions, thus Snuffie wins.
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Offline AtomicClucker

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Just remember one thing about a lot porn - some claim they're 18, but do not be deceived.
Blame Blue Planet for my Freespace2 addiction.

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Poll options aren't adequate enough.   Plus it's impossible to talk about porn with the goddamn unicorns everywhere.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Poll options aren't adequate enough.   Plus it's impossible to talk about porn with the goddamn unicorns everywhere.
Not for those of us with a unicorn fetish.

Oh yeah, use the horn.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Marcov, out of curiosity, how old are you? These remind me of conversations I had between the ages of 12-13.

Either way, porn is porn, bro. Just don't tell the girly friend about your stash and you'll be fine, eh?

 

Offline Qent

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
How do you view porn?
If we have to talk you through it, then you're not old enough. ;D

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Marcov, out of curiosity, how old are you? These remind me of conversations I had between the ages of 12-13.

Either way, porn is porn, bro. Just don't tell the girly friend about your stash and you'll be fine, eh?

unless, yknow, she's into that.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Jeez, that'd be weird.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Many women watch and enjoy porn, either on their own or in the context of couples, and it is not particularly weird

(in fact, theories have been advanced that early human societies were polyandrous and that women are biologically adapted for multiple rapidly sequential matings, whereas men are adapted to be aroused by watching women have sex with other men)

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Interesting. Well, I'm yet to invite the girlfriend over to watch porn on a Friday arvo. ;)

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
me and my brothers ex wife used to webcast live porn, it was kinda fun. so if you see an evil looking guy banging a fat chick, theres a good chance it was us.

and if thats not reason enough to not watch porn, i dont know what is.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
I assume you view it on a television or monitor.

* StarSlayer deftly eludes the vaudeville hook

In any case while I don't generally partake, I find it pretty mechanical and unfeeling, you must respect it as an important driver in the advancement of technology.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Yeah, porn is pretty boring. I honestly don't know how something with such an enormous market hasn't done a better job of tailoring itself to demand.

Humans are social animals and demand context - the enormous proliferation of romance novels makes that clear; they're essentially context porn. But your standard fare is pretty weak in that respect. Sturgeon's Law also applies.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
My gosh, acting in porn. Urrrrgh.

 

Offline Mars

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
I like it because I'm a lonely guy who doesn't get nearly the physical contact he desires-  but it is an insufficient substitute. I could just stop watching it and be in exactly the same place, but I kind of like the simulation.

 

Offline Marcov

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Marcov, out of curiosity, how old are you? These remind me of conversations I had between the ages of 12-13.

Certainly it increased when I was 13, I became a stalker, but gave it up due to the time constraints I had.

If you want to know my age, look at my Profile :p.
With the rapid increase of FS fan-made campaigns, we're giving the GTVA a harder time with more violence and genocide.

~FreeSpace: The Battle of Endor (voice dub)~
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9K9-Y1JBTE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQanXDRAXM
Part 3/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBLKYt_oG0

Old (original) videos:
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ygskaoUtE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0uoPTksBlI

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Yeah, porn is pretty boring. I honestly don't know how something with such an enormous market hasn't done a better job of tailoring itself to demand.

My gosh, acting in porn. Urrrrgh.

I can actually answer this via people I know.

Basically, being involved in the industry, and especially being an actor, is about as close to one's conception of hell as you would care to experience. The necessity of multiple takes over long periods and other things that go into filming reduce an otherwise fun and interesting activity into an endurance saga that is frequently incredibly painful, despite the fact that the actors are often performing under the influence of mild to serious local anesthetics and even mild sedatives depending on what's being done for the video.

The reason porn looks awful most of the time is because it is awful for damn near everyone involved. When it looks better it's something of a minor miracle.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How do you view porn? (LOLZ aside)
Wow, that sucks.