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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #140 on: June 21, 2006, 03:52:06 am
then all the characters spen the next hour playing the latest version of nukemod. then they came to the consensus that the mod sucks and then,
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #141 on: June 21, 2006, 04:02:07 am
They dumped their pcs in a beer volcano whilst playing Pokemon outside a stripper factory, Suddenly out of nowhee pirates approached chanting "Ramen, Ramen,"  when..

Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline TrashMan

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #142 on: June 21, 2006, 04:06:14 pm
..the S.P.S. (Stupid Peoples Ship) Ron Howard appeared and hte scientologist threatened: "All bow down to the great Xizor or be destroyed!!!!"...
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Offline Turambar

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #143 on: June 21, 2006, 06:03:42 pm
and then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster descended from the Heaven-Sauce and touched L.Ron with His Noodley Appendage, and made him un-retarded.  The pirates then started killing all the scientologists when...
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #144 on: June 21, 2006, 06:40:26 pm
...the Scientologists deployed their Bomb-of-God, which is 3000000000000000x more powerful than the Meson bomb.  Fortunately, in their infinite wisdom, they set it off behind their battle line,  annihilating all Scientologits, but leaving the pirates unscathed.
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #145 on: June 21, 2006, 11:59:50 pm
....then all the thetans flew away....
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #146 on: June 22, 2006, 02:30:44 am
....meanwhile the pope was choking on a vienna sausage...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #147 on: June 22, 2006, 03:35:23 am
[NARF!] Screamed pinky as the brain laughed maniacaly, his plan to take over teh world by replacing the pope after tempting him with a vienna sausage was nearly complete, the only thing that could possibly stop him was................
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #148 on: June 22, 2006, 05:14:17 am
...a penut named ralph...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #149 on: June 22, 2006, 09:20:19 am
...which Mecha-Hitler ate, granting him a Maxim cannon coming out of his arse...
 

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #150 on: June 22, 2006, 09:24:00 am
Quote from: LordPomposity on June 22, 2006, 09:20:19 am
...which Mecha-Hitler ate, granting him a Maxim cannon coming out of his arse...


Enter stage left dude from Wolfenstien 3D riding Carl the Shivan awhilst swinging Bill Gates by his feet.........
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #151 on: June 22, 2006, 03:27:56 pm
...and singing "What a wonderfull world!".. .
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #152 on: June 22, 2006, 06:22:12 pm
all hte sudden, a giant penis...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #153 on: June 22, 2006, 06:26:29 pm
never appeared, but the entire cast of Cats turned up demanding to know why so much smut was in this version of tas...
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #154 on: June 22, 2006, 06:48:02 pm
..."thats tass!" carl clicked, waving aroune a large pink dildo...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Turambar

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #155 on: June 22, 2006, 06:55:49 pm
when he was mugged and beaten by a bunch of webcam girls, with shoes on their heads....

(oh, and they took the dildo)
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Offline Tyrian

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #156 on: June 22, 2006, 08:27:17 pm
...So he put out a bounty on the girls and *it* for 10000 Standard Monetary Units.  The wanted posters were answered by none other than...
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This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #157 on: June 22, 2006, 11:15:23 pm
...george w bush....
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Turambar

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #158 on: June 22, 2006, 11:16:24 pm
who was browsing on the internets, all 6 of them, looking for weapons of mass destruction and turrerists...
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #159 on: June 22, 2006, 11:17:50 pm
as well as nuculur bombz
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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